Behold, the Cheesssssssy Bread that I conjured up for Alex’s Halloween luncheon at school…
I was thrilled that I was up for making something from scratch for the festivities, and also grateful that the Vermont Cheese Bread recipe in Artisan Bread in Five Minutes a Day had proven itself to be an easy beast to get just right, and also one that I could tweak a little bit without *poof* complete kitchen disaster.
In this case, I stretched the dough into a large rectangle. I then sprinkled even more cheese over the surface (the recipe says to use good cheddar, but I made this with the part skim kraft shreddy stuff the first time around and the taste was pretty nice- tasted, with the slight sourness of the dough, more like the asiago bagel of my ABP frequenting days in New England)… Then I rolled, stretching the dough even more (in all directions) until I was left with a long, fairly thin log. After resting for an hour, the log was big and puffy, so I gently pulled on it some more and realized that ovens should really come in letterbox. So I bent it into a squiggle, said “Eureka!” aloud, and then I went off-recipe again and brushed the top with an egg-water wash to give it that slight hint of change of color that snakes have between their topsides and undersides… I was thinking of putting almonds in for eyes (and then I thought of making scales with sliced almonds) but decided against it because the whole point of this project was to make a food for the luncheon that Alex likes and could enjoy with his classmates, as he has been a trooper but still seems to feel a little isolation at school as far as his dietary needs go (due to G6PD Deficiency). I also thought of burning a screen with the gocco to egg wash on a scale pattern. Then I realized (and this is a major development in the world of my head and creating) that I was heading down my usually disastrous path of gilding the lily. So I….
Stopped.
I did.
Really.
Did you see the picture above? That was the first try. Even after my fantasies of silk screening my meandering length of cheesy dough.
I really did. See what I mean? I think that turning 35 next week has me suddenly having great moments of clarity and I’m really embracing all of my quirks these days, instead of putting on “the normal”… Now I feel like I can use my quirky powers for good, and not derail myself completely. I have to work smart, conserve what little energy and strength I have, and not go full on sparkle, glitter, laser show, sequins, fog machine, showgirls, hydraulic lift apeshit on everything. But sometimes I will, because I’m a behind the scenes- make stuff happen- challenge myself (seriously. You know Barney in How I Met Your Mother and how he is always saying “challenge accepted” but nobody actually challenged him… Yeah. I do that. Or I used to. I guess only time will tell.) kind of creature. And you can take the craft supplies away from this chickadee, but face it glitter freaking sticks to and gets in everything, so really, you can’t totally take away the craft supplies. That and inspiration is everywhere. Ooooh. Mah pain meds seem to be kicking in. Mama is getting more verbose than usual. Please tell me that you could tell and not that this seems like regular, ol’ me? Please?!?!? Pretty please with some demerara sugar and some edible glitter on top?
Where was I?
Oh… So when kiddo came home from his festivities at school, it was reported that 1. the kids and adults loved the bread and it was devoured fast as a wink and 2. the teachers told Baldguy that he should let me know that I am welcome to make this bread and bring it in any time I have the urge to do so. I knew it was good, but Yippee! Other people actually like it and think it is *that* grand. Kiddo reported that he was so proud of the reptile themed bread because it was tasty and all of the kids thought it was the coolest food ever. Woohoo! And then he said that he is proud of what a good bread baker I am (he has plans for us making bread for the whole world! I’m barely managing a loaf a day for us!)
Oh and the cookies we spent forever decorating? Nobody ate them! They were all stuffed with cheessssssssssy bread!
Remember, sometimes what looks like a trick is actually a treat… and vice versa.
Happy Haunting!
xo
Bek
Accidental Thong 